Ambiguous Standards Institute



Crate Studies
ASI 2014-2024
  1. Ambiguous Standards of Serving: Teaglasses
  1. Ambiguous Standards of Food: Eggs
  2. Ambiguous Standards of Over-Specification: Kitchen Utensils
  3. Ambiguous Standards of Tune: Airs & Orders
  4. Ambiguous Standards of Unicodification: Hands
  5. Ambiguous Standards of Experience: Duration
  6. Ambiguous Standards of Electricity: Plugs and Outlets


Edition 2
EOI 2019 ++
  1. Douglas Adams
  2. Terence McKenna
  3. P.B. Shelley
  4. Bruno Schulz
  5. Nicola Tesla
  6. Olaf Stapledon
  7. G.M. Hopkins
  8. Buckminster Fuller
  9. James Joyce
  10. Richard Feynman


Object Int’l —
Info
  1. A rock is a perfect metaphor, an allegory in volume. When placed its sculptural limits beget a kind of artistic proposition — and when considered with reduced anthropomorphism and ungeologically — produce a ready-made analog to the causation and bounds of our attempts at the understanding of all things.

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Ambiguous Standandards of Specification: Kitchen Utensils




003b: Pit Remover

Since the 1950s, the number of objects designed for specific tasks has increased considerably, especially those used in the kitchen. There are an overwhelming number of specialised apparatus: for the removal of the head and strings in string beans, peeling tops of okra fingers, slicing eggs, and more. For these hyperspecific [overspecific] objects to function properly, however, the food has to be a specific size, shape, or firmness. Yet all these tasks could be accomplished with a simple kitchen knife, which, in addition to its accessibility, practicality, convenience and low-cost, requires almost no instruction and does not discriminate against a fruit or vegetable that falls short of industrially imposed standards.

003c


Medium and Contents: 

Beech wood, styrofoam, apple corer, avocado slicer, banana slicer, butter curler, cake fork, cake server, carrot sharpener, chestnut clip, corn stripper, dough sealer, egg cracker and separator, egg slicer, falafel maker, lemon sprayer, lemon squeezer, lid opener, okra peeler, orange peeler ring, pasta slicer, pit remover, pit remover and slicer for fruit, potato spiralizer, rotational lid opener, screw-press garlic crusher, spring-loaded nut cracker, string bean slicer and cleaner, stuffed grape leaf wrapper, sugar claw, tea tong, and vegetable preserver.

003d