Ambiguous Standards Institute



Crate Studies
ASI 2014-2024
  1. Ambiguous Standards of Serving: Teaglasses
  1. Ambiguous Standards of Food: Eggs
  2. Ambiguous Standards of Over-Specification: Kitchen Utensils
  3. Ambiguous Standards of Tune: Airs & Orders
  4. Ambiguous Standards of Unicodification: Hands
  5. Ambiguous Standards of Experience: Duration
  6. Ambiguous Standards of Electricity: Plugs and Outlets


Edition 2
EOI 2019 ++
  1. Douglas Adams
  2. Terence McKenna
  3. P.B. Shelley
  4. Bruno Schulz
  5. Nicola Tesla
  6. Olaf Stapledon
  7. G.M. Hopkins
  8. Buckminster Fuller
  9. James Joyce
  10. Richard Feynman


Object Int’l —
Info
  1. A rock is a perfect metaphor, an allegory in volume. When placed its sculptural limits beget a kind of artistic proposition — and when considered with reduced anthropomorphism and ungeologically — produce a ready-made analog to the causation and bounds of our attempts at the understanding of all things.

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Ambiguous Standards of Food: Eggs




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The food industry has developed metrics to classify and value different foods according to criteria such as shape, size, weight, colour, and firmness—though, peculiarly, never taste. These metrics also determine the foods’ packaging, transportation, and consumption.

A range of different birds’ eggs in this crate demonstrates the variability of nature’s standards in comparison to the complex industry matrix of chicken eggs. The standards of commercial chicken eggs are strictly regulated. As a result, not only many birds’ but the majority of chicken eggs, ranging from tiny (fart) to extra-large eggs with various colours from light to dark, red and chocolate brown, do not qualify for commercial sale.



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Medium and Contents: 

Beech wood, stryofoam, metalspun eggholders, and various eggs (Zebra finch, budgerigar, pigeon, rosella, sultan chicken, burford brown chicken, seabright sage chicken, leghorn chicken, legbar chicken, quail, ostrich, turkey, goose, duck, rhea, emu, cooper maran chicken, ameraucana chicken, gold wyandotte chicken, trabzon gugullu chicken, sussex chicken, australorp chicken, silver wyandotte chicken, red blue laced Wyandotte chicken, splash wyandotte chicken, black mottled brahma chicken, rhode island red chicken, gold brahma chicken, turken chicken, cream legbar chicken, blue brahma chicken, appenzeller chicken).

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